A Guide to Combating the Rot Emerging Process of Nail Varnish

Retrieved from Otherworldly Aspirant Language Coll., Section: Inactive chemical objects – specif. human cosmetics. Translated into an English Dialect during year 2-026. For specifications of this translation, see Section: Translation of Asp.Languages.

Certain contents have been discussed as possible omittance but have been kept in order to successfully convey the intricacies of Aspirant Language 2838.

Dark Places and Dry Environments

Glass tends to reflect most substances. In order to undo the discolouring of light reflecting through this glass, place any bottles of varnish in dark enclosures. The phosphor added to increase effects of eye-catching looks, are equally protected by the dark enclosures. In my most vulnerable state my stains from your dresser call out to you. Put it together. For everything that clouds your way I am what flickers in the distance. In addition to a cool encasing, glass acts as a protective surface. Everything combined functions to starstruck you, guide you to where I am. Keep in mind that when the glass might face fractures it is best to discard of it. Was this your purpose? To combat any early stages of rot, leave me in a dark pit of misery where you will fast forget me. Combined with a dry environment the glue inside the nail varnish will last longer. If I had any fluids like you do, I’d cry.

Cracked Fluids

If there’s anything interesting about awaiting use, I’d think of decay. With my contents distancing themselves from each other, I can’t wait to be jolted. After leaving me out the nail varnish may appear to have a cracked surface or even appear to have colourful blots. When this is the case, beat the nail varnish towards the palm of your hand, to mix my contents. As final step, add a teaspoon of acetone. Repeat the beating, as you do. What does my spark matter if I am of no use to you? Repeat the adding of acetone until the desired result is reached.

Clean any excess fluids from the top of the small glass so you may never find me. Even the several stains reaching out to you, you might remove them, erasing the paths between us. Your warmth stung so that I would disregard the insult.

When to Throw Out

Any colourful blots already point to a starting process of decay. If only you had followed my beam. If acetone cannot fix any mould or discoloration, throw me out. As any colour seeps from the underside of the bottle, it will not stick to its partner components. The only chemical binding left was for chalk to conjoin the acids.

Throwing Out

I wondered if you expected so see my light after yours had dimmed. I suppose this wasn’t the start. If I may, I will light the way towards the decay we are heading to.

Ingredients/Added:

B. Acceptance, Z. Sorrow, P. hope/G. Cooperation, A. Tribute, I.Dynamic/I. Acid/ May Contain / A. Fluorescent P(hosphor)romise.

Additional Necessary Component:

A(b/c)(a/e)(+n)(d/t)on(e)